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Gilmore Girls · Season 4

Paris and Janet in “The Incredible Shrinking Lorelais”

Paris

I just don't want to walk into our bathroom and find him sitting on the john shooting up steroids.

JJanet

He does not take steroids.

Paris

You mean that unsightly girth is nature given? He must curse God nightly.

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