A child is not a duvet cover. You can't just take it back if it doesn't like you.
Luckily, duvet covers notoriously like whoever they go home with. They're like golden retrievers.
You know what happens when kids don't like you? They tie you to a chair. They brain you with a bat. They set fire to the house and blame it on the neighbors.
Wow, now you can't have kids or live next door to them.
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