TV QuotesDatabase
S3

Gilmore Girls · Season 3

Paris and Rory in “I Solemnly Swear”

How many times do I have to tell them? You can’t put a two-inch ladle of gravy into a one-inch potato crater. You either need a smaller ladle or a bigger crater – otherwise, you get this.

Gravy on your asparagus.

Yes.

Paris, the cafeteria workers serve hundreds of students a day. A little gravy spillage is natural.

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

More Gilmore Girls quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Gilmore Girls pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.