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S3 E2

Gilmore Girls · Season 3, Episode 2

Rory and Jess in “Haunted Leg”

I could care less about you and Shane.

Good.

It just surprised me that's all.

Why?

Because.

Because why?

Because of what happened at Sookie's Wedding.

Ah.

So me coming back here and seeing you with Shane kind a threw me a bit.

I'm sorry, did I hear from you at all this summer? Did I happen to miss the thousands of phone calls you made to me or did the postman lose the letters you sent to me? You kiss me, tell me not to say anything, very flattering by the way. You go off to Washington and then nothing and you're all put out 'cause I didn't sit here and wait for you like Dean would have done. Oh yeah, what about Dean? Are you still with him? Because last time I checked you were and I haven't heard anything to the contrary. Plus the two of you walking around the other day like a damn Annie Hardy movie, it seemed to me like you were pretty together. I half expected you to break into a bar and put on a show.

When did you see me with Dean?

At that summer insanity thing the town put on.

I'm surprised that you could see anything with Shane's head plastered to your face.

You didn't answer me.

About what?

Did you call me at all?

No.

Did you send me a letter?

No.

A postcard?

No.

Smoke signal?

Stop!

A nice fruit basket?

Enough.

Are you still with Dean? Come on Rory, yes or no? Are you still with Dean?

Yes I'm still with Dean! Yes.

Glad to hear it.

Glad to tell you.

See ya around.

Whatever.

Right back at you.

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