Lorelai and Emily in “Haunted Leg”

Lorelai

Oh my God.

Emily

Reading in front of other people is extremely rude, Lorelai.

Lorelai

Shauna Christy shot her husband.

Emily

What?

Lorelai

Shauna Christy, you remember Shauna Christy.

Emily

Yes I remember Shauna Christy, she was a lovely girl.

Lorelai

Well apparently this lovely girl came home to find her husband giving a nice little bonus package to the maid. And they say good help is hard to find.

Emily

That's just gossip.

Lorelai

Gossip? The man was shot 35 times! He looks like a sprinkler system!

Emily

I can’t believe this. Shauna was always such a nice girl. She was bright, cultured, well-spoken.

Lorelai

And apparently a big Annie Oakley fan.

Emily

This is not funny, the woman committed a crime.

Lorelai

Okay, fine.

Emily

This is a tragedy.

Lorelai

My bad, sorry.

Emily

A man is dead, a young woman ruined.

Lorelai

Consider the subject dropped.

Emily

At least she had a husband to kill.