[Jess enters Lorelai's kitchen for a break from cleaning the gutters on her house, and she offers him Chinese takeout leftovers.]
So, umm... basically, uh, everything here is chicken. You got... garlic chicken, Kung Pao chicken, Szechuan chicken, chicken in brown sauce, which looks and tastes remarkably like the Szechuan chicken, except it's got these red peppers in it, and if you eat them, you die. Plate?
Uh, I'd thought I, uh... (motioning to his filthy hands)
Oh, soap's on the counter.
So when was the last time you had those gutters cleaned?
It's been a while.
Yeah, I found an "I Like Ike" bumper sticker up there.
(giggles) Is it really bad?
Well, it won't be by tomorrow.
(hands him a spoon for his plate) I like hearing that!
So, you guys aren't too hot on vegetables, huh?
What are you talking about? There's green pepper in the Kung Pao.
My mistake.
So, are you a healthy eater like Luke?
No... no one's a healthy eater like Luke; Euell Gibbons wasn't a healthy eater like Luke!
Wow... it's been AGES since I've a good "Euell Gibbons" reference!
Many parts of the pine tree ARE edible.
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