[after Lorelai tells Emily on the phone that she attended a wake for a cat, after complaining about not being able to attend a relative's wake]
I'm looking up "aneurysm" in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.
I just wanted to be honest with you, Mom. Silly me!
A cat?
Yeah, a cat, it was a cat's funeral.
You skipped your own cousin's funeral for a cat funeral?
Not my cousin, Mom. My father's grandmother's sister's girl whom I've never ever uh..
You said you couldn't be away from the inn.
Well, I couldn't at the time, but I worked it out.
For a cat?
[sighs] It's late, I have a big day tomorrow, Mom.
Oh, what? You're going to a raccoon's wedding?
[With a fixed smile] Goodnight, mother!
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