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Gilligan's Island · Season 2, Episode 1

Gilligan and Professor in “Gilligan's Mother-in-Law”

[Native Warrior says something unintelligible to Gilligan]

What's he saying, Professor?

[Native Warrior calls to Professor]

Oh, he just said you first have to pass the Best Man Test.

Best Man Test? What's that?

[Native Warrior holds up six fingers and mimes blowing a small dart]

Poison darts at six paces!

[stands up in boat] Poison darts at six paces?

[leaps overboard, swims ashore, and runs away]

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