[Gilligan & The Professor are digging a hole to bury the statue of Kona] There. That should be deep enough.
Make it a little deeper, Professor. I want to put him down so deep he'll get the bends.
Gilligan, that statue is not getting out of this hole.
Please make it a little deeper.
[the professor digs for a bit more, then puts the statue in the hole]
[the Skipper comes along and falls into the hole. He sees what's in the hole with him, jumps out and runs away]
Aaah! Kona!
Hey Skipper! Watch out for that... [sharp cracking sound] ...tree.
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