I'm perfectly fine with staying here all night, and making you completely INSANE. Just do something and we'll leave. Something big. None of this little... stupid crap. (Kris Williams)
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(Handing Steve his headphones) They're nice...what's wrong with them?
Sure.
They're red.
They're pink.
You don't like red?
These aren't red.
Those are red.
It's candy apple red.
...okay.
There's a difference, cause red is an acceptable color.
I thought it'd be funny.
It's freakin' hilarious, but is it professional? No.
(Wearing a boat costume) Tango, come steer my ship.
What do you mean 'steer your ship?'
Come play with my mast.
No!
What are you proud of picking up poo?
No, well I mean it's a manly thing to do.
Ayy-a Paesan-a..!
I ate-a too many meatballs..
I ate-a too many-a meat-aball!!
Ten seconds prior to that, he felt cold on his neck, on his hand, on his arm. Felt cold cold cold.
And that was ten seconds after?
Ten seconds prior.
Oh. Prior.
Prior means before.
Yeah, I know.
Okay. Just making sure.
Thanks. So it was before...
Prior means before.
I know!
Alright, I'm just making sure.
You just said that twice.
Well, there's been question as to where your education dropped off.
It never dropped off, I'm still learning.
Did you graduate?
Yeah, I graduated! Did you?
- laughing -
I learned stuff, doesn't mean I retained it all.
That's true.
Hello? Is there anyone in here?
(quietly) Yes.
Besides Grant?
(in Paddy Reilly's Irish Pub) We're big fans of Ireland. We like Lucky Charms...
No, don't say that!
We like Irish Spring…
Don’t. That’s just so bad, man.
What d’you mean?
That's so American of you.
We hate soccer.
Well, that’s true.
We like castles.
That’s true.
We like leprechauns. We know that there is gold at the end of every rainbow.
What else is Irish?
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