I found a tiara in one of the rooms in the house, and I thought it'd be kind of funny to have Dave Tango wear it, but the funny part is that he thought it was a head lamp, and he kept wearing it as a head lamp. He even tried to turn it on, but couldn't find the button.
Played by Steve Gonsalves
Ghost Hunters · 39 quotes
Most-quoted character in Ghost Hunters: in 15 of its 39 quotes
Most scenes with: Tango (6)
Lines by Steve Gonsalves 8
We got a long time to go, so, uh, I hope we don't get hemorrhoids. ...We sit here for ten hours straight, it's Hemorrhoid City, man.
We just inhaled someone's poo smell right out of the fucking tube...
(To Tango) Who knows with you? You're weird. You're from Jersey. You people do weird things.
I do have a guest bedroom, but it's being occupied...by my cat.
(in mock-British accent) Tango, m'boy, fetch me some orange juice, my good friend.
(Playing with a giant nutcracker) Hello, fine sir... bring me your women and your finest buffet!
I'm not gonna put it in my mouth, I don't want lead poisoning, I don't want the gout or whatever it is you get...
Scenes with Steve Gonsalves 7
(Handing Steve his headphones) They're nice...what's wrong with them?
SteveSure.
They're red.
SteveThey're pink.
You don't like red?
SteveThese aren't red.
Those are red.
SteveIt's candy apple red.
...okay.
SteveThere's a difference, cause red is an acceptable color.
SteveI thought it'd be funny.
It's freakin' hilarious, but is it professional? No.
Steve(Wearing a boat costume) Tango, come steer my ship.
What do you mean 'steer your ship?'
SteveCome play with my mast.
No!
SteveWhat are you proud of picking up poo?
No, well I mean it's a manly thing to do.
SteveAyy-a Paesan-a..!
I ate-a too many meatballs..
SteveI ate-a too many-a meat-aball!!
SteveTen seconds prior to that, he felt cold on his neck, on his hand, on his arm. Felt cold cold cold.
And that was ten seconds after?
SteveTen seconds prior.
Oh. Prior.
StevePrior means before.
Yeah, I know.
SteveOkay. Just making sure.
Thanks. So it was before...
StevePrior means before.
I know!
SteveAlright, I'm just making sure.
You just said that twice.
SteveWell, there's been question as to where your education dropped off.
It never dropped off, I'm still learning.
SteveDid you graduate?
Yeah, I graduated! Did you?
Steve- laughing -
I learned stuff, doesn't mean I retained it all.
SteveThat's true.
Steve(in Paddy Reilly's Irish Pub) We're big fans of Ireland. We like Lucky Charms...
No, don't say that!
SteveWe like Irish Spring…
Don’t. That’s just so bad, man.
SteveWhat d’you mean?
That's so American of you.
SteveWe hate soccer.
Well, that’s true.
SteveWe like castles.
That’s true.
SteveWe like leprechauns. We know that there is gold at the end of every rainbow.
SteveWhat else is Irish?
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