Ghost Hunters quotes

Well I know one thing: Tom loves Jen. (Commenting on graffiti)

You wanna play hide and seek? It's a great place to play.

It's like he's a brother. ...it's almost like he's a wife. (laughs)

When in doubt, get the hell out.

Do we gotta ask a one-winged fairy directions too, or what?

And Grant got viciously attacked by a snare drum.

I found a tiara in one of the rooms in the house, and I thought it'd be kind of funny to have Dave Tango wear it, but the funny part is that he thought it was a head lamp, and he kept wearing it as a head lamp. He even tried to turn it on, but couldn't find the button.

We got a long time to go, so, uh, I hope we don't get hemorrhoids. ...We sit here for ten hours straight, it's Hemorrhoid City, man.

We just inhaled someone's poo smell right out of the fucking tube...

(To Tango) Who knows with you? You're weird. You're from Jersey. You people do weird things.

I do have a guest bedroom, but it's being occupied...by my cat.

(in mock-British accent) Tango, m'boy, fetch me some orange juice, my good friend.

(Playing with a giant nutcracker) Hello, fine sir... bring me your women and your finest buffet!

I'm not gonna put it in my mouth, I don't want lead poisoning, I don't want the gout or whatever it is you get...

You're always in another country, Tango. (Dustin Pari)