Ghost Hunters Season 1 quotes

Oh. Yeah, I like it. (About a red feathered boa)

I'm a friend, I'm not gonna harm anyone...please don't harm me...

I'm not going over there man, it's right next to your butt.

(In an inn that used to be a brothel) Do we have any blondes in here? How 'bout redheads? We got any redheads?

No one wants to play with poor old Dave Tango...

Yeah, a French guy eats bicycles for a living. He said he likes the oily parts best.

I learned stuff, that doesn't mean I retained it all.

You touch weird things man... you touch like, weird, weird things, like weird objects and like things on the wall that you shouldn't be touching...

You're gonna hurt yourself some day, man. He touches things that should not be touched.

I drop these all the time. They're a tank.

DUDE, RUN!

Is there anybody that would like to play with us tonight? ...That sounded all kinds of wrong.