George and Ernie in “Unfinished Business”

George

Man, I'm too late. Angie has the bills.

Ernie

So? What's the big deal?

George

I went a little crazy with my raise and dropped $900 on some new golf clubs. I was hoping to get the bill before Angie got a chance to see it.

Ernie

You hide things you buy from your wife?!

George

(imitating Ernie): "You hide things you buy from your wife?!" Dude, you really need to get a woman, I'm tired of explaining these things to you!

Ernie

George, If you hadn't hooked up with Angie when you were 18, your life would've been just like mine.

George

That is the worst thing you've ever said to me!