[after learning about Max's kidney issues] Angie, what was I thinking? My dad died of kidney disease. Max has my bad genes.
He's got both our genes, George.
Well, look. If he unexpectedly dies from soft hair and long eyelashes, then it'll be your fault. This one's on me.
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