I'm glad you aren't going to work anymore. I don't need any of my coworkers knowing I got chased by a dog.
Well, that ends tomorrow, because I'm going to tell everyone at work about how my little girl, was running out of the house because she was being chased by a teacup poodle!
That thing's a hundred pound killer!
Not in my story.
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