George (to Carmen): There's no way you're gettin' married.
Fine, then I'll just get pregnant and move to Georgia (breaks into a Southern accent) 'cuz I don't need y'all's consent to get married there.
(about Carmen) Angie, tell me you had an affair with Garth Brooks and that she's not mine!
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