[When George and Angie learn that Jason's parents abandoned him]
Well, what kind of parents just leave their kid and then go off to live in another country? That can't be legal.
No, it's not. It's called abandonment. At least that's what the cops said they dragged my mom back from Tijuana and made her untie me from the lemon tree.
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