[George goes into the kitchen and Vic closes the patio door]
Change of plans, don't give her the ring.
What? I just gave it to her. What do you think this was about, that shirt?
You got me this for Christmas.
Hey. [does a thumbs up] What's going on?
Well, last night, I did something very stupid. I went to Happy Hour at Baja Beach, and you know, they got those giant margaritas.
Get to the point.
Well, I was drunk. So I called Angie's mother and told her I gave her diamond to a younger woman.
What?!
Oh, the whole bar cheered for me, man. [does a crazy dance and chanting] Whore frog! Whore frog! Whore frog!
Vic!
Sorry, George. Legally, the ring is hers from the settlement that she demanded it back.
Oh, man, the ring is Angie's now. Tell Emilina you lost it, tha-tha-tha-that someone stole it.
Hey. If I don't give that ring back to Emilina, I would have to pay her $30,000.
Good. You stay calm, you came up with the solution. Nice work, Vic.
George. I have no choice. If you don't tell her, I will have to.
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