[Vic arrives in the backyard and George gets his attention]
Hey, Vic.
Ah.
Hold up. [goes into the garage and gets a putter] Hey, man, I know you're having trouble with your game. How would you like my lucky putter?
I can't just take your lucky putter, George, come on.
You're right, give me $1,000.
$1,000? What's going on? Money problems again?
Angie picked out this ring I can't afford, and she thinks I'm gonna get it for her.
George, George. A ring means nothing. I gave my wife a three-carat stone. But that didn't stop her from cheating on me. She even threw the ring at me during counseling when I called her a mattress-hopping whore frog. In Spanish, that is devastating.
You know, it's horrible when a marriage falls apart. Hey, did you keep that ring?
Yeah. I'm gonna use it to scratch "fornicator" on her coffin. So the devil knows which line to put her in.
Look, Vic, that ring obviously has a lot of bad memories for you, but if you gave it to me, and I give it to Angie, that would make your daughter happy. That would make a good memory.
But, she would know it's her mother's ring?
No, no, she won't. I'll take the stone-- I'll put it in a new setting.
Ah.
Hey, hey, hey. When we got married, we couldn't afford a decent wedding, and you didn't help us. This would make up for that 100 times over.
[Vic thinks for a minute]
Okay, George. Because it will make my daughter happy, I will give you the ring.
Oh, man. Thanks, Vic. This means a lot to me.
And I will take the putter, your table saw, and your power drill.
[sits down] Deal.
I'm not finished. [taps George's left shoe with the putter] What size shoe are you?
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