[to Carmen] You were in hotel rooms. Don't think I'm going to believe nothing happened.
Nothing did happen! You want to take me to a doctor and get me tested? I'm still a virgin.
We'll go to the doctor. It's 9:00 at night, We'll go to the emergency room.
Dad, I didn't do anything!
Don't lie to me!
I didn't! You raised me better that that!
No, I didn't. I was never there, I was always busy, I was too hard on you.
Yeah, you were. And every time Zack tried to get me to do something with him, I heard you tell me, "Don't do anything you'd be embarrassed to tell me or your mother about."
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