Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley quotes from Generation Kill

LCpl Harold James Trombley

Sergeant, I didn't get to shoot!

That fucking sucks, Trombley. Did your recruiting officer tell you you'd get to shoot people?

LCpl Harold James Trombley

Fucking 'A' he did!

See, Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about pussy. The guy told me I'd get to go to Thailand, get all kinds of strange. What'd you ask about, Brad? Brad probably saw that T.V. commercial, the one with the knight that fucks up the dragon then turns into the Marine.

Cpl Walt Hasser

Woo woo! Dress blues with a sword!

Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking guys. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq, hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.

Nice.

You should have rolled into battle with a sword, Brad. That would've fuckin' rocked.

There's something I've been keeping from you. I wasn't sure we were gonna live to share this moment.

Chef Boyardee! The master!

Celebrate. Trombley, get a fire going. Walt, here.

You deceiving, conniving, Hebrew motherfucker. How were you gonna to keep this from your dearest pal Ray-Ray?

I got one more secret to share.

JUGGS!

No no no no no wait wait wait, not yet! I need some time with this alone!

Come on, just give me one --

Just calm down! You'll get your sloppy seconds with Jasmine. Ray, you gotta share with Trombley.

What?! He'll kill her!

Eat, fuck, kill -- all the same, right?

Yeah, all the same if you're a fucking psycho! Brad, I'm telling you, I fear for Jasmine.

Speaking of which -- one of you guys still has my girlfriend's picture.

Dude, I hate to tell you this, but your girlfriend's kind of a whore.

What?

Yeah. Last time I saw her, she was doing all of H & S Company.

She doesn't deserve you, man.

Once more into the great good night. Cry 'havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war.

Man, when I get home I am gonna eat the fuck out of my girlfriend's pussy.

Is that Shakespeare?

Shakespeare wrote that? [Wright nods] About his girlfriend's pussy?