Sergeant, I didn't get to shoot!
That fucking sucks, Trombley. Did your recruiting officer tell you you'd get to shoot people?
Fucking 'A' he did!
See, Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about pussy. The guy told me I'd get to go to Thailand, get all kinds of strange. What'd you ask about, Brad? Brad probably saw that T.V. commercial, the one with the knight that fucks up the dragon then turns into the Marine.
Woo woo! Dress blues with a sword!
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking guys. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq, hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
Nice.
You should have rolled into battle with a sword, Brad. That would've fuckin' rocked.
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