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Cpl. Josh Ray Person quotes from Generation Kill

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Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Generation Kill · 93 quotes

Most-quoted character in Generation Kill: in 27 of its 93 quotes
Most scenes with: Sgt Brad Colbert (6), Evan Wright (4), Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley (3)

Scenes with Cpl. Josh Ray Person 18

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Aw no, Christ lover at my nine.

SBSgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert

Coming this way?

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Yeah, ETA's like 10 seconds.

SBSgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert

Like I gotta deal with this too...

LBLCDR Bodley

Men. I'm holding a service, and I wonder if you would take comfort in pausing for a word of prayer.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Oh, no thank you Lieutenant Commander. We got the warning order, so it looks like we're going to be moving out to kill a lot more of these Godless heathens for you. But don't worry, we will not rest until the Iraqi threat to your way of worship has been completely neutralized.

LBLCDR Bodley

I'm aware of the warning order, and it's for that reason that we're congregating right now for a brief service of...

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

The other thing is, is that my team leader here, Sgt. Colbert? Yeah, he was born a Hebrew, and remains a practicing Christ killer. So it's purely out of respect for him, I feel as though I'm going to have to forego your festive rituals.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Shit man, it’s really pretty country out here.

EWEvan “Scribe” Wright

Except for the mortars.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Yeah, but they’re random. I mean, come on man, It’s not like anybody’s scoping you with an AK or anything, it’s not personal like that. You really gotta let some of this shit go.

CJCpl. James Chaffin

Better watch your face Ray, Rudy’s got the espresso pot brewing.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Yeah, it’s obvious I was wrong about invading Iraq for NAMBLA. Turns out we’re actually here to setup a forward Starbucks. And Christ, look, we’ve already inserted our fruity barista, thank you very much. Now, all we need is like some really shitty fucking music playing, like Norah Jones; a couple of high school girls getting super fat on iced lattes; a homeless guy trying to scam a key to the restroom; and some faggot writing his novel on a laptop.

1N1stLt. Nathaniel Fick

Walt, finish your report, get it to me asap. You did nothing wrong, but... we're gonna see if there's a better way to stop these cars.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Walt's got a great way, LT. Shoot the driver, stop the car.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

This is really interesting, Brad. You know, Iraqis don't really seem good at fighting, but then they never really completely surrender either.

SBSgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert

Put down that fucking milkshake and dig a fucking hole.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Why, so I can be more like the teacher's pet?

SBSgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert

Yeah, that's exactly it. You should be more like Trombley.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

More like Trombley? [shouts] MORE LIKE TROMBLEY?!

MMarines

[chanting] Whopper Jr.! Whopper Jr.!

["Whopper Jr." meaning "Baby Killer"]

SBSgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert

[running around a field with his arms outstretched like an airplane]

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

What, did you, like, give him some Rolling Stone drugs or something?

ESEvan 'Scribe' Wright

I don't know.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

What the fuck did you do to him?

ESEvan 'Scribe' Wright

Just asked him what he would be if he wasn't a Marine.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Oh my God, he wants to be a ballerina? That's my fucking dream!

SBSgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert

There's something I've been keeping from you. I wasn't sure we were gonna live to share this moment.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Chef Boyardee! The master!

SBSgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert

Celebrate. Trombley, get a fire going. Walt, here.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

You deceiving, conniving, Hebrew motherfucker. How were you gonna to keep this from your dearest pal Ray-Ray?

SBSgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert

I got one more secret to share.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

JUGGS!

SBSgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert

No no no no no wait wait wait, not yet! I need some time with this alone!

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Come on, just give me one --

SBSgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert

Just calm down! You'll get your sloppy seconds with Jasmine. Ray, you gotta share with Trombley.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

What?! He'll kill her!

Eat, fuck, kill -- all the same, right?

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Yeah, all the same if you're a fucking psycho! Brad, I'm telling you, I fear for Jasmine.

ESEvan 'Scribe' Wright

Speaking of which -- one of you guys still has my girlfriend's picture.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Dude, I hate to tell you this, but your girlfriend's kind of a whore.

ESEvan 'Scribe' Wright

What?

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Yeah. Last time I saw her, she was doing all of H & S Company.

SBSgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert

She doesn't deserve you, man.

SBSgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert

Once more into the great good night. Cry 'havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Man, when I get home I am gonna eat the fuck out of my girlfriend's pussy.

ESEvan 'Scribe' Wright

Is that Shakespeare?

Shakespeare wrote that? [Wright nods] About his girlfriend's pussy?

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

It looks like vodka. I think it's a kind of gin.

1N1stLt. Nathaniel Fick

[Walking by with Gunny Wynn] It's the kind that doesn't come out when officers and senior NCO's are present.

SBSgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert

Where the fuck have you been? You haven't said two words since Baghdad.

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

No more Ripped Fuel. [Looks around him] Man. It seems no matter where we go as Marines... it's always some fuckin' shithole.

[Evan Wright is getting ready to leave; he stops by Colbert's team to say goodbye.]

EWEvan "Scribe" Wright

Well, I'll see y'all. [A sentry offscreen shoots a wild dog with a shotgun; Wright pauses awkwardly.] Uh... thanks.

SBSgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert

Stay frosty.

[Rudy Reyes and Josh Person have gotten into a fight while the Marines were playing a football game; Marines separate the two and break up the fight.]

CJCpl. Josh Ray Person

Goddamnit, Rudy! You fucking PTSD psycho! You're just like every other jock piece of shit in high school! [Shoves at the Marines holding onto him] Get the fuck offa me!

[Person storms off, visibly furious.]

SASgt. Antonio "Poke" Espera

Maybe we shouldn't play football anymore.

SBSgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert

[Catching up with Ray] You all right?

[Offscreen]

SRSgt. Rudy Reyes

Ray! Ray, brother!

CACpl. Anthony "Manimal" Jacks

Goddamnit, Rudy. Go to your little quiet place and chant, motherfucker.

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