Pam and Stacey in “Unfinished Business”

Pam

Have you had your breakfast then?

Stacey

Well, sort of. I had a brunch I did. Oh I got up so late cos i set the alarm for ten but I didn't get up till gone eleven and I thought well I'm too early for lunch and I'm too late for breakfast, so I just had a banana. But if anything that made me more hungry. So I ended up having a sandwich, some cereal and a yogurt, which is brunch innit? So I rang my mum and I said I've just had my first ever brunch.

Pam

I'm not being funny Stacey, but you wanna get a life. What you said just now was really boring.