I can't eat this.
I know, it's nasty in it.
No, it's beautiful, it's just I can't believe it.
What?
Shut up.
Eh?!
How dare you, pathetic.
Smithy!
Stay out of it, Chinese Alan.
What's wrong?
I've had enough. You've gone, you're someone else's.
Ignore him, he's pissed!
Best man. Best mates since we was four. And now it's over!
You're just drunk, we'll always be mates, you know that.
My dad ain't seen his best man for 7 years. When him and my mum got divorced, he sent an e-mail. Degrading. He ain't been round our house since 1991.
Who, your uncle Keith?
That's the one.
But he emigrated to Canada...
Look who's opened his mouth. You're always first with the advice aren't you Jesus? You know what? No-one even wanted you here tonight, I had to make that t-shirt last minute!
*That's not true!*
It is true! I can't stand ya! And if Jesus wants me for a sunbeam, he can shove it up his arse.
What've I done?
I'm going home. I made a fool of myself.
Smithy, come on.
Shut up.
[Smithy picks up kebab]:
What you doing with that?
I'll have it tomorrow.
[Smithy leaves with kebab]:
Nice one Jesus!
What did I do?!
Shut up!
What did I do?!
Shut up!
He's clearly in a mood!
Shut up! Tit.
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