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Garth Marenghi's Darkplace · Season 1, Episode 15

Sanchez and Dagless in “Unfinished Business”

I’m afraid Rick. I’m afraid of what I’m becoming. (Dagless sniffs the air deeply) Yep… that’s me. (Points to his hair) And this is unmanageable. I used to have the best hair in the hospital. And I’m starting to get some pretty primal urges.

I didn’t wanna say, but when I went into surgery this morning, you were waving your bits out the window.

I don’t even know I’m doing it. I thought I was helping attach a drip. I went to the padre to confess, ended up washing my arse in the font.

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