Gargoyles · Season 1
Oh, no...
So near, and yet so far, huh, Mr. Renard? In all the excitement, it must have slipped your mind that two men are required for emergency course override.
Mr. Vogel! I knew you wouldn't let me down.
Yes, well... you have that effect on people. Now we've got eight-point-five seconds to initiate a sixty-degree turn. Let's proceed.
I built this company for you! I'd have given it to you already if you hadn't married that villain, Xanatos. I'd probably give it to you, if you'd just stand up and ask me for it honestly!
Oh, Daddy, you and your integrity. Asking for it wouldn't be any fun at all.
And 'fun' is still more important to you than honor. I can't understand that.
[takes Reynard's hand and puts it on her stomach] Well, maybe you'll have better luck relating to the next generation.
WHAT? What are you -?
That's right, Daddy. You're going to be a grandfather.
You should've heard him laugh. Made my hair stand on end, if I had any.
Surely you know I am not in the habit of playing childish pranks or laughing maniacally in the dark.
[dryly] Do ye even know how to laugh maniacally?
Did you really expect me to spend my life as your stooge and the doctor's private guinea pig? You two didn't go to all this trouble just to raise a fool.
[indignant] Typical. You do and do and do for them, and what happens? They twist the knife in you!
Don't tempt me.
You mean that creature is still out there? It has the money, it's as powerful as Goliath, and it's smarter than you?
Owen, I think I've created a monster.
What kind of scrapheap did you crawl out of?
Claws in, brother. Let's hear what old Coyote has to say.
Thank you, Hyena. I've merely come to offer my humble assistance with the Gargoyles.
[Grabs the robotic Coyote head] Hope you can swim, Metal-Mouth, because we don't need your help. [Heads towards the airlock]
Suit yourself, but it's such a shame to see you beaten by the gargoyles when there are so many resources at your disposal.
[Intercepts Wolf] We're listenin'.
[Remote interfaces with ship's computer] For example, [shows footage of Derek Maza/Talon] have you ever considered the bounties of genetic engineering; [shows footage of Coldstone] or maybe cybernetics is more your style; [shows footage of Xanatos in his his Exo-suit] and they say "Clothes Make The Man"; [shows footage of himself, whole] and my personal favorite, the glory of robotics.
Save the horror show for Halloween... but that armor is sharp.
I'm sure tired of taking punishment, and I'd love to be able to give some back... What's the catch?
Please. It's compliments of the hard-working men and women of Xanatos Enterprises.
Xanatos. Figures. Why didn't he come himself?
Mr. Xanatos is a very busy man. [Smiles]
[Cut to Xanatos and his wife Fox, in his office at his desk sitting on either side of a chess board]
And, so the game begins.
What's the matter, never seen a cybernetic jackal before?
[About the upgraded Pack] Even the Archmage's sorcery never brewed creatures such as these.
We have defeated them before.
Not the new, upgraded model.
[Sees Coyote flying off] That's the source of the trouble.
Follow it. I'll take care of this Forest Demon!
[The newly upgraded Pack has just bested Hudson, Bronx and Elisa]
[To Wolf] I hope you not planing to eat your catch.
Now that I'm in charge, I'm not taking any more of your cracks!
[Cut to Goliath looking for Coyote. Coyote, upgraded, comes up behind him]
Ah, Goliath. I'd like you to meet my 'better half'.
[Cut to the Pack]
You're not our leader, Wolf! You're barely our species! I still can't believe what you three did to yourselves!
We did what you were afraid to do. And we agreed whoever bagged the biggest gargoyle would lead the Pack!
[Goliath comes cashing down from the level above, out cold]
Sorry, Wolf. But I'm afraid my 'Goliath' tops your 'Hudson'.
[Slinks up to Coyote 2.0, impressed] Ooh! Coyote, honey; is that you?
Hit the road, Sparky. I'm in charge, here!
Oh, oh really! I did't see you take out Goliath!
You're not siding with this glorified toaster oven!?
I find him very attractive...
Well, that's sicker than usual. [To Wolf] Alright, Hairball, I'm with you!
[sizing up his options] What a choice: A robot who thinks he's human, or a human who's gone to the dogs. [To Coyote 2.0] So what's our next move, Boss?
[Coyote 2.0 fits an electronic collar around Bronx's neck.]
I say forget the flea collar and finish off these gargoyles now! [Smashes his fist on Goliath's chamber in frustration]
[Jackal and Hyena play cards, using their bionic implants]
Just "follow the leader", Wolf. His idea is a good one.
A sight better than trading in pieces of your own body like used car parts.
What's your problem?
[To himself] I'm a partner in a freak show!
I should'a figured it was crazy to stick with this crew... after they went 'Frankenstein' on me...
Awh, man! Who did this?!
What I wanna know is 'where' do we take them? [About Dingo] A hospital? [About Jackal & Hyena] A machine shop? [About Wolf] Or a vet?
Hmm... I love jalepeños.
Heh. Keep the jar.
And if you play it smart, there'll be plenty of lettuce for everyone!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Gargoyles pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
