Coyote quotes from Gargoyles

I'd sure like to know how you got here, but I'm programmed to shoot first and ask questions later.

Coyote

You want to take out the gargoyles, and I know how to do it.

Wolf

So how do we find them? They're not in the Yellow Pages.

Coyote

We won't have to find them. They'll find us.

Dingo

Hey, back off, Wolf. You don't know who you're dealing with here, mate.

Jackal

Good point. When's the last time you ripped an iron gate off its hinges?

Wolf

I'll settle for tearing this jerk IN HALF!

Coyote

Want to see me use both hands?

Wolf

Coyote, huh? When I get through with you they're gonna call you "ROAD KILL!"

Jackal

What kind of scrapheap did you crawl out of?

Hyena

Claws in, brother. Let's hear what old Coyote has to say.

Coyote

Thank you, Hyena. I've merely come to offer my humble assistance with the Gargoyles.

Wolf

[Grabs the robotic Coyote head] Hope you can swim, Metal-Mouth, because we don't need your help. [Heads towards the airlock]

Coyote

Suit yourself, but it's such a shame to see you beaten by the gargoyles when there are so many resources at your disposal.

Dingo

[Intercepts Wolf] We're listenin'.

Coyote

[Remote interfaces with ship's computer] For example, [shows footage of Derek Maza/Talon] have you ever considered the bounties of genetic engineering; [shows footage of Coldstone] or maybe cybernetics is more your style; [shows footage of Xanatos in his his Exo-suit] and they say "Clothes Make The Man"; [shows footage of himself, whole] and my personal favorite, the glory of robotics.

Dingo

Save the horror show for Halloween... but that armor is sharp.

I'm sure tired of taking punishment, and I'd love to be able to give some back... What's the catch?

Coyote

Please. It's compliments of the hard-working men and women of Xanatos Enterprises.

Wolf

Xanatos. Figures. Why didn't he come himself?

Coyote

Mr. Xanatos is a very busy man. [Smiles]

Xanatos

And, so the game begins.

Dingo

[To Wolf] I hope you not planing to eat your catch.

Wolf

Now that I'm in charge, I'm not taking any more of your cracks!

Ah, Goliath. I'd like you to meet my 'better half'.

Dingo

You're not our leader, Wolf! You're barely our species! I still can't believe what you three did to yourselves!

Wolf

We did what you were afraid to do. And we agreed whoever bagged the biggest gargoyle would lead the Pack!

Sorry, Wolf. But I'm afraid my 'Goliath' tops your 'Hudson'.

Hyena

[Slinks up to Coyote 2.0, impressed] Ooh! Coyote, honey; is that you?

Wolf

Hit the road, Sparky. I'm in charge, here!

Hyena

Oh, oh really! I did't see you take out Goliath!

Jackal

You're not siding with this glorified toaster oven!?

I find him very attractive...

Jackal

Well, that's sicker than usual. [To Wolf] Alright, Hairball, I'm with you!

Dingo

[sizing up his options] What a choice: A robot who thinks he's human, or a human who's gone to the dogs. [To Coyote 2.0] So what's our next move, Boss?

This trough is filled with acid. In about ten minutes its going to do a very nasty job on that soil carving, not to mention your rugged good looks.

David Xanatos

It's my first real stab at clichéd villainy. How am I doing?