Hyena quotes from Gargoyles

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[Fox reads a book by Sartre while Hyena shoots cockroaches with a catapult]

Hyena

Why do you read that stuff?

Fox

Because Nietzsche's too butch and Kafka reminds me of your little friends over there!

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Jackal

What kind of scrapheap did you crawl out of?

Hyena

Claws in, brother. Let's hear what old Coyote has to say.

Thank you, Hyena. I've merely come to offer my humble assistance with the Gargoyles.

[Grabs the robotic Coyote head] Hope you can swim, Metal-Mouth, because we don't need your help. [Heads towards the airlock]

Suit yourself, but it's such a shame to see you beaten by the gargoyles when there are so many resources at your disposal.

[Intercepts Wolf] We're listenin'.

[Remote interfaces with ship's computer] For example, [shows footage of Derek Maza/Talon] have you ever considered the bounties of genetic engineering; [shows footage of Coldstone] or maybe cybernetics is more your style; [shows footage of Xanatos in his his Exo-suit] and they say "Clothes Make The Man"; [shows footage of himself, whole] and my personal favorite, the glory of robotics.

Save the horror show for Halloween... but that armor is sharp.

JJackel

I'm sure tired of taking punishment, and I'd love to be able to give some back... What's the catch?

Please. It's compliments of the hard-working men and women of Xanatos Enterprises.

Xanatos. Figures. Why didn't he come himself?

Mr. Xanatos is a very busy man. [Smiles]

[Cut to Xanatos and his wife Fox, in his office at his desk sitting on either side of a chess board]

Xanatos

And, so the game begins.

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Hudson

[About the upgraded Pack] Even the Archmage's sorcery never brewed creatures such as these.

Goliath

We have defeated them before.

Hyena

Not the new, upgraded model.

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[The newly upgraded Pack has just bested Hudson, Bronx and Elisa]

[To Wolf] I hope you not planing to eat your catch.

Now that I'm in charge, I'm not taking any more of your cracks!

[Cut to Goliath looking for Coyote. Coyote, upgraded, comes up behind him]

C2Coyote 2.0

Ah, Goliath. I'd like you to meet my 'better half'.

[Cut to the Pack]

You're not our leader, Wolf! You're barely our species! I still can't believe what you three did to yourselves!

We did what you were afraid to do. And we agreed whoever bagged the biggest gargoyle would lead the Pack!

[Goliath comes cashing down from the level above, out cold]

C2Coyote 2.0

Sorry, Wolf. But I'm afraid my 'Goliath' tops your 'Hudson'.

Hyena

[Slinks up to Coyote 2.0, impressed] Ooh! Coyote, honey; is that you?

Hit the road, Sparky. I'm in charge, here!

Hyena

Oh, oh really! I did't see you take out Goliath!

Jackal

You're not siding with this glorified toaster oven!?

HHyene

I find him very attractive...

Jackal

Well, that's sicker than usual. [To Wolf] Alright, Hairball, I'm with you!

[sizing up his options] What a choice: A robot who thinks he's human, or a human who's gone to the dogs. [To Coyote 2.0] So what's our next move, Boss?

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[Coyote 2.0 fits an electronic collar around Bronx's neck.]

I say forget the flea collar and finish off these gargoyles now! [Smashes his fist on Goliath's chamber in frustration]

[Jackal and Hyena play cards, using their bionic implants]

Hyena

Just "follow the leader", Wolf. His idea is a good one.