Thailog quotes from Gargoyles

Dear child, the more one takes, the better his chances.

[smiling, perhaps ironically] Oh... How I did enjoy causing you grief...

Did you really expect me to spend my life as your stooge and the doctor's private guinea pig? You two didn't go to all this trouble just to raise a fool.

Sevarius

[indignant] Typical. You do and do and do for them, and what happens? They twist the knife in you!

Don't tempt me.

Goliath

[to Demona, about the clones] If you consider these poor creatures your Clan, then you've sunk even lower than I imagined.

Now, now! That's your friends' genetic make-up you're insulting. Still, you're right. They are a bit primitive. I kept their programming simple: "Obey Thailog." It's all they really need to know.

Talon

Thailog!

Trick or treat!

Where's Delilah?

Goliath take. To party.

[Looks baffled] Goliath and Delilah? On a date? [Laughs maniacally] Wow, haven't had a good maniacal laugh in weeks.

I'm sure we'll all abide by your decision love, because I'm sure you'll make the correct one.

Goliath

[Calls out weakly] Delilah.

[Quotes what she heard Goliath saying] "Delilah can mean nothing to me." Isn't that what you said, Goliath? You used me.

Fresh out of the can and already intuitive. [Faces Elisa] Must be the good genes, eh, Detective?

You used me as well, Thailog

Moi?

Only in the Labyrinth have I truly felt free. [Faces the other clones] What say you, brothers?

Malibu go with Delilah

Hollywood not fight more. Go Labyrinth.

Labyrinth good.

Then it's settled.

No! Brentwood Free Will Clone! Brentwood stay Thailog! Thailog smart.

Finally, someone making sense!

Lexington

Dude, you're really making me look bad.

Excuse me, Mr. Thailog. My name is Shari, and I understand you're in need of an executive assisstant.

Sevarius

Young lady, I don't know how you got in here, but you've just made the mistake of your life!

[He turns to Brentwood and Sevarius] Leave us. Both of you.

Sevarius

Certainly. Wouldn't want to 'inhibit' you, dear boy.

36.

9.

[Talking to Shari] I always get what I want. And what I want now, Shari... Is a bed time story.

Like "Once upon a time"?

Exactly.

[Laughs] Avalon sends my father to redeem my uncle, and Goliath failed. Priceless!

Are you so sure they failed?

[Ceases to smile] Why?! What do you know?!

Only that seeds were sown that night... Seeds which have yet to bear fruit.

What seeds?! What fruit?! [Thailog approaches her, only to turn to stone]

[Is eating an apple] Hmmm... It seems that's a story for another night as well...