Wade in “Quotes from U.S. Acres”

Orson: It's a short joke.

Booker: (entering) I don't like jokes about being short!

Orson: Well, it's not a joke about being short, Booker; it's a joke that is short.

Roy: (entering with Bo) But couldn't you do a short joke about someone being short?

Bo: You could even do a long joke about someone being short.

Roy: Then that'd be a long short joke!

Orson: Enough already! A quickie is a joke that's only 45 seconds, and it's--

Sheldon: (entering) Time's up!

Wade: (as the camera fades out) Shucks! I never found out what a quickie was.