Tormund Giantsbane quotes from Game of Thrones

Tormund Giantsbane

Which one of you cowards shit in my pants!

Tormund Giantsbane

I smell a Crow.

We killed his friends. Thought you'd want to question this one.

Tormund Giantsbane

What do we want with a baby Crow?

Ygritte

This baby killed Qhorin Halfhand.

Tormund Giantsbane

That halfhanded cunt killed friends of mine. Friends twice your size.

Jon Snow

My father taught me big men fall just as quick as little ones if you put a sword through their hearts.

Tormund Giantsbane

Plenty of little men tried to put their swords through my heart. And there's plenty of little skeletons buried in the woods. What's your name, boy?

Jon Snow

Jon Snow... Your Grace.

Tormund Giantsbane

"Your Grace?" Do you hear that? From now on, you'd better kneel every time I fart.

Jon Snow

[about The Wall] Have you ever climbed it before?

Ygritte

No, but Tormund's done it half a hundred times. You're afraid.

Jon Snow

Aren't you?

Ygritte

Aye. Well, it's a long way up, and a long way down, but... I've waited my whole life to see the world from up there. [she pulls out a set of climbing spikes] Here, sit down, brought a pair for you. They're too big for you, but they're good.

Jon Snow

You kill someone for them?

Ygritte

Nah. I didn't kill him, but I bet his balls are still bruised. He wasn't good to me, the way you're good to me. And he didn't do that thing you do with your tongue.

Jon Snow

Hey, can we not talk about that here?

Ygritte

"Can we not talk about that here? I'm Jon Snow. I've killed dead men and Qhorin Halfhand, but I'm scared of naked girls!"

Jon Snow

Did I seem scared the other day?

Ygritte

[laughs] Oh, you were tremblin' like a leaf.

Jon Snow

Only in the beginning.

Ygritte

Only in the beginning. You're a proper lover, Jon Snow. And, don't worry, your secret's safe with me.

Jon Snow

What secret?

Ygritte

D'you think I'm as dumb as all those girls in silk dresses you knew growing up? You're loyal, and you're brave...You didn't stop being a Crow, the day you walked into Mance Rayder's tent. But I'm your woman now, Jon Snow. You're goin' to be loyal to your woman. The Night's Watch don't care if you live or die. Mance Rayder don't care if I live or die. We're just soldiers in their armies, and there's plenty more to carry on if we go down. But it's you and me that matters. Me and you. Don't ever betray me.

Jon Snow

I won't.

Ygritte

Because, I'll cut your pretty cock right off and wear it 'round me neck.

Tormund Giantsbane

[walks up] Sink your metal deep and make sure it holds, before taking your next step. And, if you fall, don't scream. You don't want that to be the last thing she remembers, eh?

Alliser Thorne

You fucking traitor!

The only traitors here are the ones who shoved their knives into their Lord Commander's heart.

Alliser Thorne

For thousands of years, the Night's Watch has held Castle Black against the Wildlings.

Tormund Giantsbane

Until you.

Jon Snow

[reading a letter from Ramsay] "To the traitor and bastard Jon Snow, you allowed thousands of wildlings past the Wall, you have betrayed your own kind, you have betrayed the North. Winterfell is mine, bastard. Come and see. Your brother Rickon is in my dungeon. His direwolf's skin is on my floor. Come and see. I want my bride back. Send her to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your wildling lovers. Keep her from me, and I will ride North and slaughter every wildling man, woman, and babe living under your protection. You will watch as I skin them living."

Sansa Stark

Go on.

Jon Snow

It's just more of the same.

Sansa Stark

"You will watch as my soldiers take turns raping your sister, you will watch as my dogs devour your wild little brother, then I will spoon your eyes from their sockets and let my dogs do the rest. Come and see. Ramsay Bolton, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North."

Jon Snow

Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North?

Sansa Stark

His father's dead. Ramsay killed him and now he has Rickon.

Jon Snow

We don't know that.

Sansa Stark

Yes we do.

Tormund Giantsbane

How many men does he have in his army?

Sansa Stark

I heard him say 5,000 once when he was talking about Stannis' attack.

Jon Snow

How many do you have?

Tormund Giantsbane

That can march and fight? 2,000. The rest are children and old people.

Sansa Stark

You're the son of the last true Warden of the North. Northern families are loyal, they'll fight for you if you ask. A monster has taken our home and our brother. We have to go back to Winterfell and save them both.

Yohn Royce

You can't expect the Knights of the Vale to side with Wildling invaders!

Tormund Giantsbane

We didn't invade. We were invited.

Yohn Royce

Not by me.

Jon Snow

The Free Folk, the Northerners and the Knights of the Vale fought together. We fought bravely and we won. My father used to say, "We find our true friends on the battlefield."

The Boltons are defeated. The war is over! Winter has come. If the Maesters are right, it'll be the coldest one in a thousand years. We should ride home, and wait out the coming storms.

Jon Snow

The war is not over. And I promise you, friend, the true enemy won't wait out the storm. He brings the storm.

Your son was butchered at the Red Wedding, Lord Manderly, but you refused the call. You swore allegiance to House Stark, Lord Glover but in their hour of greatest need, you refused the call. And you, Lord Cerwyn. Your father was skinned alive by Ramsay Bolton. Still, you refused the call. But House Mormont remembers. The North remembers! We know no king but the King in the North, whose name is Stark. I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins. He's my King, from this day until his last day!

Lady Mormont speaks harshly... and truly. My son died for Robb Stark, the Young Wolf. I didn't think we'd find another King, in my lifetime. I didn't commit my men to your cause... because, I didn't want more Manderlys dying for nothing. But, I was wrong. Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding! He is the White Wolf. [draws his sword and kneels to Jon] The King in the North!

I did not fight beside you in the field. And will regret that until my dying day. A man... can only admit when he was wrong, and ask forgiveness.

Jon Snow

There's nothing to forgive, my Lord.

There will be more fights to come. House Glover will stand behind House Stark, as we have for a thousand years! And I will stand behind Jon Snow. [draws his sword and raises to Jon] The King in the North! [kneels as all the other Lords cheer, rise and draw their blades]

THE KING IN THE NORTH! THE KING IN THE NORTH! THE KING IN THE NORTH! THE KING IN THE NORTH! THE KING IN THE NORTH!

Jon Snow

You all right?

Gendry

[nods] Mmm.

Tormund Giantsbane

Never been North before?

Gendry

Never seen snow before.

Tormund Giantsbane

Beautiful, eh? I can breathe again. Down south, the air smells like pig shit.

Jon Snow

You've never been down south.

Tormund Giantsbane

I've been to Winterfell.

Jon Snow

That's the North.

Gendry

How d'you live up here? How d'you keep your balls from freezing off?

Tormund Giantsbane

Got to keep moving, that's the secret. Walking's good, fighting's better, fucking's best.

Jon Snow

There's not a living woman within a hundred miles of here.

Tormund Giantsbane

[smirks] We have to make do with what we've got. [Gendry walks away] This one's maybe not so smart.

Jon Snow

Davos says he's a strong fighter.

Tormund Giantsbane

Good. That's more important than being smart. Smart people don't come up here, looking for the dead. So, you met this Dragon Queen, huh? And?

Jon Snow

And she'll only fight beside us if I bend the knee.

Tormund Giantsbane

You spent too much time with the Free Folk; now, you don't like kneeling. Mance Rayder was a great man, a proud man. The King-Beyond-the-Wall, who never bent the knee. How many of his people died for his pride?

Tormund Giantsbane

Did you trip into the fire when you were a baby?

Sandor Clegane

I didn't trip, I was pushed.

Tormund Giantsbane

And ever since, you've been mean.

Sandor Clegane

Will you fuck off?

Tormund Giantsbane

I don't think you're truly mean. You have sad eyes.

Sandor Clegane

You want to suck my dick, is that it?

Tormund Giantsbane

Dick?

Sandor Clegane

Cock.

Tormund Giantsbane

Ah, dick. I like it.

Sandor Clegane

I bet you do.

Tormund Giantsbane

Nope, it's pussy for me. I have a beauty waiting for me back in Winterfell. If I ever get back there. Yellow hair, blue eyes, the tallest woman you've ever seen. Almost as tall as you.

Sandor Clegane

Brienne of Tarth.

Tormund Giantsbane

You know her?

Sandor Clegane

You're with Brienne of fucking Tarth?

Tormund Giantsbane

Well, not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me.

Sandor Clegane

How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?

Tormund Giantsbane

You do know her.

Sandor Clegane

We've met.

Tormund Giantsbane

I want to make babies with her. Think of them - great big monsters. They'd conquer the world.

Sandor Clegane

How did a mad fucker like you live this long?

Tormund Giantsbane

I'm good at killing people.

Beric Dondarrion

Thoros? Thoros?

Sandor Clegane

They say it's one of the better ways to go.

Beric Dondarrion

Lord of Light, show us the Way. Come to us in our darkness, and lead your servant into the light.

Jon Snow

We have to burn his body.

Tormund Giantsbane

We'll all be close behind him, unless the Lord of Light is kind enough to send us a bit of fire.

Beric Dondarrion

Lord of Light, come to us in our darkness. For the night is dark, and full of terrors.

Jorah Mormont

[to Jon] We'll all freeze, soon. When you killed the White Walker... almost all the dead that followed it fell. Why?

Jon Snow

Maybe he was the one who turned them.

Jorah Mormont

We can go for the Walkers; maybe we'll stand a chance.

Jon Snow

No. [Indicating their captured wight] We need to take that thing back with us. There's a raven flying for Dragonstone now. Daenerys is our only chance.

Beric Dondarrion

No. There's another. [points his sword at the Night King] Kill him. He turned them all.

Jon Snow

You don't understand.

Beric Dondarrion

The Lord brought you back, and he brought me back. No one else, just us. Did he do it to watch us freeze to death?

Sandor Clegane

Careful, Beric. You lost your priest. This is your last life.

Beric Dondarrion

I've been waiting for the end for a long time. Maybe the Lord brought me here to find it.

Sandor Clegane

Every lord I've ever met's been a cunt. Don't see why the Lord of Light should be any different.

Tyrion Lannister

It's strange, isn't it? Almost everyone here has fought the Starks, at one time or another... and here we are in their castle, ready to defend it. Together.

Brienne of Tarth

At least we'll die with honor.

Tyrion Lannister

I think we might live. [everyone snickers, including him] I, I do! How many battles have we survived, between us? Ser Davos Seaworth, survivor of both the Blackwater and the Battle of the Bastards.

Davos Seaworth

All without a shred of combat ability.

Tyrion Lannister

Ser Jaime Lannister, fabled hero of the Siege of Pyke-

Jaime Lannister

Fabled loser of the Battle of Whispering Wood.

Tyrion Lannister

Hear, hear! Ser Brienne of Tarth, defeated the Hound. Pardon me, Lady Brienne.

Tormund Giantsbane

She's not a "Ser?" You're not a knight?

Brienne of Tarth

Women can't be knights.

Tormund Giantsbane

Why not?

Brienne of Tarth

Tradition.

Tormund Giantsbane

Fuck tradition.

Brienne of Tarth

I don't even want to be a knight.

Tormund Giantsbane

I'm no King. But, if I were... I'd knight you ten times over.

Jaime Lannister

You don't need a King. Any knight can make another knight. [sets down his cup, walks around their chairs and draws his sword] I'll prove it. Kneel, Lady Brienne. [Brienne stares at him, then scoffs] Do you want to be a knight, or not? Kneel.

Jaime Lannister

[resting his sword on each of her shoulders, in turn] In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave. In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just. In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent. [lowers his sword] Arise, Brienne of Tarth... a knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

Tyrion Lannister

[raising his cup] Ser Brienne of Tarth! Knight of the Seven Kingdoms!