Tormund Giantsbane and Sandor Clegane in “Unfinished Business”

Tormund Giantsbane

Did you trip into the fire when you were a baby?

Sandor Clegane

I didn't trip, I was pushed.

Tormund Giantsbane

And ever since, you've been mean.

Sandor Clegane

Will you fuck off?

Tormund Giantsbane

I don't think you're truly mean. You have sad eyes.

Sandor Clegane

You want to suck my dick, is that it?

Tormund Giantsbane

Dick?

Sandor Clegane

Cock.

Tormund Giantsbane

Ah, dick. I like it.

Sandor Clegane

I bet you do.

Tormund Giantsbane

Nope, it's pussy for me. I have a beauty waiting for me back in Winterfell. If I ever get back there. Yellow hair, blue eyes, the tallest woman you've ever seen. Almost as tall as you.

Sandor Clegane

Brienne of Tarth.

Tormund Giantsbane

You know her?

Sandor Clegane

You're with Brienne of fucking Tarth?

Tormund Giantsbane

Well, not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me.

Sandor Clegane

How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?

Tormund Giantsbane

You do know her.

Sandor Clegane

We've met.

Tormund Giantsbane

I want to make babies with her. Think of them - great big monsters. They'd conquer the world.

Sandor Clegane

How did a mad fucker like you live this long?

Tormund Giantsbane

I'm good at killing people.