“Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are...” – Hyperchicken, Futurama ... TV Quotes Database

HHyperchicken

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused.

Bender

Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you have just got me the death penalty?

HHyperchicken

Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.

Bender

Oh yeah, good luck with that.

[Bender leaves the room, revealing that the Hyperchicken is the one in jail.]

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