Morgan made me walk the Professor. There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked the Professor at her but she kept coming, so I had to hit her with this purse I found. The point is, it's Morgan's fault; that pencil-pushing scazwag! Why, if she were here, I'd...uh-oh. Is she behind me?
No. I'm in front of you. [Bender shrieks]
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