Alphonse quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist

Edward

Mmmm! I guess that’s what they call a “mother’s touch”! I could eat this stuff all day!

Winry

That Mr. and Mrs. Hughes and their cute little daughter Elicia, that had to be the perfect family!

Alphonse

Yeah!

Edward

Come on, perfect? The guy’s nosey and obsessed with his kid! He’s annoying!

Alphonse

You like him; he came to see us all the time.

Edward

Yet he’s always complaining about how busy he is, I’m telling you that big goof doesn’t make any sense!

Alphonse

Why do you think he cares about us so much, seriously?

Edward

Beats me…

Winry

Really, Ed. You’d better tell him ‘thanks’ when we get back to Central. (At the blink of an eye, Ed thought he saw a silhouette of Hughes waving as they pass him) Ed?

Alphonse

Did you see something, brother?

Edward

No. (He chomps the pie)

Nah, I couldn't possibly ask this shrimp to take on the champ... Hahahaha!

Edward

I'M NOT A SHRIMP!

Whoa, you're a pretty feisty shrimp, aren't you? Looks like you salvaged that auto-mail from the bottom of a scrap heap!

Winry

Alphonse. Let go of your brother.

Alphonse

Yes, ma'am.

Winry

Edward, if you lose, I'll kick your ass!

Alphonse

You're not going to believe who's here! [Sig is behind him]

Winry

Ed, do you know this guy?

Edward

Yeah, and that means…

Izumi

And just where do you think you're going Ed? You've always been so predictable!

Edward

Uh, hello, Teacher! What are you doing here?

Winry

That's your teacher? But that means she's-

Edward

An alchemist; taught us everything we know.

Izumi

Where is Alphonse?!

Alphonse

Ma'am!

Izumi

Oh yes, I'd like to thank you so much for escorting us here. Do you know where I can find Alphonse?

Alphonse

Umm, well, I'm Alphonse…

Izumi

Oh, that's right of course you are, now as I was saying… Uh…

Alphonse

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Izumi

So, you're hiding in disguises now?! Don’t worry. I've had plenty of stories reach me about my idiot apprentices; breaking away from everything I taught them to become the scum of the military! Isn't that right?!

Alphonse

So much for our escape plan….

Edward

I know! I've got chills just thinking about what she's going to do to us now!

Alphonse

Yeah…

Teacher!

Izumi

Hey there Manny, so how's Cheiko doing?

She's going to have babies soon!

Izumi

Goodness, your house is going to be crowded!

Hey, Izumi! Welcome back!

Edward

Hey there, Mason!

That you Edward? I haven't seen you in a while! Ha-ha! So you've finally grown a little bit haven't you!?

Edward

He loves to piss me off!

So… Uh… Who's your big armored sidekick?

Alphonse

It's me Mason… His little brother… Alphonse…

Uh… That's some growth spurt!

Edward

This is a joke. What does she mean ‘cool our heads’? I hope she doesn’t think we’re going to have any trouble surviving here now.

Alphonse

She even forbids from using alchemy. It’s just like last time, isn’t it?

Edward

Yeah, really, I mean, what the point of doing this again? Does Teacher think we haven’t grown up at all?

Alphonse

Oh, I don’t know, I’m sure she has her reasons…

Winry

No, wait! Go back! Edward! Alphonse!

Don’t move around, girl. You’ll get wet.

Winry

OK!

Winry

But what do you want them to do?

Izumi

I don’t want them to do anything.

That’s right.

Winry

What’s right?! You left them on an uninhabited island, with out any previsions, and what do you mean you don’t want them to do anything?!

Izumi

I mean just that.

Right.

Winry

You know, I just don’t think I understand you people at all!

Izumi

It’s OK to do nothing.

Winry

Huh?

Izumi

It’s alright to just stop and think things over for a while. Those two need some time to do that right now. (Winry looks taken aback)

Edward

Looks like traps work even if you don't make them right!

Alphonse

How are we supposed to eat that, brother?

Edward

We kill it.

Alphonse

Do we have to?

Edward

You do it.

Alphonse

There's no way I can... I've never killed an animal before!

Edward

Well, I haven't either, Al!!

Alphonse

But that's no fair! You always make me do your dirty work!

Edward

Well? How’d it go?

Alphonse

Let’s check…

Edward

All right!

We got ourselves some dinner!

Edward

Don’t forget to dry yourself off; you don’t want to rust…

Alphonse

Okay.

Alphonse

Who was that person brother? Oh man! He’s so scary, and she said there were no wild animals….

Edward

I think he was more dangerous then any wild animal…

Alphonse

What should we do?

Edward

What can we do? Our ride’s not coming for another month. First thing’s first, if we’re both hungry, then we can’t fight!

Alphonse

YES! My brother is a genius! [Holds caught rabbit]

Edward

Looks like these traps work even if you don’t make them right!

Alphonse

So, uh, how are we supposed to eat that brother?

Edward

We kill it!

Alphonse

Do we HAVE to?!

Uh….

Edward

You do it!

Alphonse

Uh? No you don’t understand Ed, you have to do it! There’s no way I can I’ve never killed an animal before!

Edward

Well I haven’t either, Al!

Alphonse

But that’s no fair! You always make me do your dirty work!

Edward

I do not! (A fox snatches their rabbit)

AHH!

Edward

Stop!

Alphonse

Stop!

Edward

That’s our rabbit!

Alphonse

Eh?

Edward

Uh! Eh! AHHH!!!!

Alphonse

BROTHER! Are you OK? That bite looks bad!

Edward

YOU STUPID FOX!

Edward

When we find that damn thing… I’m biting it back!

Alphonse

Brother! (Ed runs over to him)

Edward

It has babies!

Alphonse

I guess she’s the mother…

Edward

Uh-huh… (Babies start eating the rabbit)

Uh!

Edward

Let’s pass on the meat and eat fish instead.

Edward

I’m starting to wonder if foxes are edible…

Alphonse

Heheh, Just be patient Ed…

GOT ONE!!

Edward

[rubbing two sticks together while Al blows on them] FIRE!!

Time to eat! ... FOOD! Uh… (Groans, then squeal and run off)

Alphonse

Almost ready… Brother!

Edward

Yeah, what’s up-?

Alphonse

Come with me!

Edward

OW! (They get to the now burned out fire) What happened here?

Alphonse

What do you mean ‘what happened’? You got hungry and ate it all before dinner time!

Edward

Wasn’t me.

Alphonse

But look, there’s your hand print…!

Edward

Look at it carefully, it’s a right hand. So someone else is here.

Alphonse

Someone else? You mean?

Edward

At least now we know why teacher brought us here, she thinks we didn’t get enough the last time.

Alphonse

But where are you going?

Edward

To find the masked man, we might as well go ahead and get this over with now.

I was just doing my job. Izumi told me to toughen you up a little bit.

Edward

Nearly dying of starvation and getting our asses beat was supposed to toughen us up?!

Alphonse

How could you do that to kids?! What kind of monster are you?!

Izumi

Stop bitching about the past and worry about someone other than yourselves!

[nervously] Yes, ma'am.

Alphonse

It's true! I know Brother lies sometimes, but he's telling the truth this time!

Edward

Thanks for the support, Al.

Hello.

Alphonse

Who are you guys?

We're kidnappers.

Alphonse

Who are you kidnapping?

You, Alphonse Elric. I'm sorry, but you're going to have to come with us, now.

Alphonse

But my teacher taught me never to go anywhere with strangers.

Don't be ridiculous. How old are you?

Alphonse

14

If you're that old, you should be able to think and act for yourself by now, am I right? Listen kid, if you ever wanna be a man, then you gotta act like one. You can't let your teacher run your life forever, right?

Alphonse

I see... I should think for myself!

Now you're talking... Then we're clear, you're gonna come with us-[knocked out by Al]

Alphonse

I decided not to go with strangers. That's my decision and mine alone!

Well... this should be fun.

Sorry about this, I know how creepy this has to be, but I’m supposed to keep an eye on you, so you’ll have to… Bare with me a while…

Alphonse

It’s alright I’m already used to it. Just be careful about my blood seal, okay? If you accidentally touch it, I could die… (Looks down, then up) Hey, how’d you guys get to be chimeras anyway?

Well, we were stationed in the east on assignments, some were injured, others well, let’s just say we weren’t useful anymore. They took us some where, for experiments…

Alphonse

Laboratory Five?

That’s right. Greed, he saved us from that damn place and offered all of us jobs working for him if we wanted.

Alphonse

Greed?

He took us out of the cages, and gave us something we could all call home.

Greed

That’s right guys. See? This place is handcrafted for outlaws, who don’t fit in on the outside, can hide out for a while.

Alphonse

Tucker…? Tucker! Why are you here?

Don’t misunderstand, Al, I’m not here by choice, I promise.

If things don’t go as planned, the doctor here’s the only one who can cure us chimeras.

Greed

I’ll be damned, just like you said, Dr. Tucker, he really is empty inside…

But! But, I’m not the one who told them how to apprehend you, Al.

Greed

It’s a pleasure to meet you, kid. You can just call me Greed. I’m your new friend.

Alphonse

Uh! A tattoo of the oroboros!

Greed

Hmm, so you know what that is. Well, this should go quickly then.

Alphonse

That makes you a friend of Envy, Lust, and the others, doesn’t it?

Greed

I wouldn’t say ‘friends,’ more like sworn enemies, if you want to get down to the grit.

Alphonse

I don’t get it…

Greed

See, Al? That is your name right? Tell me, how does it feel to have your soul bound to that armor? To exist as a chunk of solid metal rather then a soft and cushy human worm. To be unaffected by weaknesses, like hunger, fatigue, and old age… You could call that, eternal life, couldn’t you?

Alphonse

Eternal life…? That’s why you kidnapped me?! Eternal life!?

Greed

They don’t call me Greed for nothing! I want money! Women! Status! And power! I want everything this world’s selling and eternity is topping the list! Understand? You can help me achieve what I’m going for, Al. And you will help me here, because if you don’t tell me how your soul’s bound to that armor… I’ll break it apart to find out.

Alphonse

I won’t help you. You’re a bad person.

Greed

You can act tough for a while if you insist. Just remember that no one’s on their way to save you, kiddo. So you’re at my mercy now.

Alphonse

My brother knows you took me! I bet he’s on his way right now-

Greed

Oh, yeah about him. See when I left him he wasn’t feeling too good.

Alphonse

You better not have hurt my brother! You let your guard down. Now, all I need to do is use this chain to-

Greed

To do what exactly? Now that was, silly. Oh, sorry bout that Marta. I forgot you were keeping house… Hehehe, I like a man with guts. But, did you honestly think it’d be that easy? I mean if you really want to hurt me you have to do something, kind of like… (Roa knocks Greed's head off)

Alphonse

What did you do that for? I thought he was your friend?!

Alphonse

Teacher!

Greed

I'm sorry, who the hell are you?

Izumi

PISSED OFF!

Alphonse

Careful, brother! He's a homunculus just like the others!

Edward

I see, no wonder...

Greed

Hey, listen, I've got a hostage here. Is everyone forgetting about that? Come on, isn't anybody paying attention here! Hellooo?

Edward

I'm not sure what to say teacher, except I'm sorry for all this. We'll look for the Ishbalans now.

Alphonse

If we stayed here, we would only bring more trouble.

Edward

There is a chance the military will come looking for you after all that has happened. You should stay hidden for awhile.

Izumi

Spare me Ed. If you guys start worrying about me, it really is the end of the world. You're goal is still the same then?

Alphonse

Yes.

Edward

We gone through way too much to make it worth something now. We'll keep on moving until we get our bodies back.

Izumi

We'll meet again.

Edward

I hope.

Edward

[reveals his automail arm] Are you scared?

Why should I be?

Edward

Well there's something that's had me afraid. Your red eyes. The first time I saw Scar on those library steps I was scared of him, the first Ishbalan I'd ever seen. And now, well, I've learned that you can't always trust the way that you feel, and you can't trust everything you've heard about people like me either, from your mom, or your dad, because even they can be wrong. That's why we've all gotta find our own answers.

Alphonse

Slowly, over time.