McDougal quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

So, it's not you? [points to Edward's brother]

Oh... um... no. I'm his younger brother, Alphonse.

But he's a runt!

Edward

[becomes angry at his stature being mentioned] OH YEAH, CAN A RUNT DO THIS?!

I've heard the stories but still I'd never imagine this; the Fullmetal Alchemist is just a little kid!

Edward

[now absolutely livid] Grr...! DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!

Alphonse

You know brother, I don't think he was really talking about your height just now.

Edward

[freezes up, then angry still] WELL EVEN IF HE WASN'T, HE STILL PISSED ME OFF!

Hands down, that's got to be the funniest joke I've heard in a long, long time. The Freezing Alchemist wants me to come play his sidekick. Well, as fun as that sounds, the Crimson Alchemist works alone like he always had.

Kimblee, if we work together, we can bring down Bradley and his god-forsaken military! You saw the horrors that took place in Ishval, you were there, dammit! You know the things Bradley ordered us to do, the kind of man he really is! ... That's why you killed all those officers, isn't it? To send him a message?

[brief laugh] I think you've got me all wrong. My motives aren't so sophisticated as "revenge" or "honor" or any of that... The reason I killed all of those men.....was because I could. It's that simple.

That's too bad, Kimblee. That truly is too bad. [to a guard he froze]: Keep up the good work.

[looking at Alphonse's armor] There's no one in there. It's empty...! But that... that could only be true if his soul was bonded to the armor... So you lost your arm...and your brother... he lost his entire body... Heh! I see... it all makes sense... You fools committed the ultimate taboo! You attempted human transmutation, didn't you?! Alchemy's one and only unforgivable sin!

You know... There are some lines you really shouldn't cross. [punches mcdougal in the gut]