[DJ and Steve are preoccupied with kissing in the cab of the cement truck which causes her foot to accidentally hit a lever that makes the chute turn into the kitchen window and cement to pour onto the floor. And Joey is preoccupied listening to his meditation tape and repeating what it says]
"I am at peace. I am soaring."
[Danny and Jesse come down the back stairway]
Man. What a mess up there, Jess. Is there anything worse than ground leaves in a carpet?
[sees the wet cement pouring into the kitchen while Joey is still meditating] Yep.
[sees it as well] My kitchen! Joey, do something! [but he can't hear him] [to Jesse] I'll try to keep it from spreading, you catch it off the chute!
[Jesse tries to catch the cement in his hands and uses a mug, which are both useless, then he tries to do it with his shirt]
Not your shirt! Get a bowl! A bowl!
A bowl. Right. Right.
[tries to sweep the cement on the floor] Oh, no!
[grabs the fruit bowl from the table and dumps the fake fruit down the stairs] Here. I got a bowl. I got a bowl.
No, no, no, not that bowl! That's my fine china!
[Jesse tosses it to Danny; runs to the fridge, grabs the big punch bowl from on top, and runs back to start filling it]
No! No! Not that one! Not that bowl! My mother gave me that! [Jesse tries to use his hand to wipe the cement out of the bowl and throws it to Danny] Oh, Jesse!
[pulls out a drawer from the cabinet next to what used to be the window] How 'bout this drawer? Do you have any emotional attachment to the drawer?
No. I mean, I like it, but...
[Jesse empties the drawer and catches the cascading cement in it]
I'm going down!
[as the weight of the cement brings him to his knees]
You know, uh...this, uh, this broom is not working.
[sees the broom is broken]
Turn off the truck!
Turn off the truck? Why didn't I think of that? You know, it's weird when your adrenaline's running like this you forget the most obvious thing that you could be doing.
The truck, Dan.
"The truck." I'll turn off the truck. That's what I'll do. [struggles to open the back door and eventually gets out] Uh! Oh!
Joey!
"Sniff the minty woodlands." [as Jesse reaches for him] "There. Now, aren't we calm and placid?"
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