[we find Jesse still stuck in the tree]
Hey! Help! Help me! [sees a large truck of tomatoes] Hey, you with the tomato truck, stop! I'm up in the tree, up here!
[a red-haired man in overalls named Farmer Bob exits the truck]
Hey, whatcha doin' up there, fella?
Oh, just enjoying the view. What do you think I'm doing? Can you help me down, please?
Well, yeah. Sure. I'll tell you what, I'll go get Old Man Hudson's cherry picker.
Alright. Well, hurry up. I was supposed to be at my wedding ten minutes ago, thanks.
Well, I imagine we'll have you down in two, three hours tops. Now don't you go anywhere.
What?! I can't wait that long! [he tries to shake himself loose. the parachute breaks] Mercy!
[lands in the back of the tomato truck]
What are you doing? Those are my prized tomatoes you just squashed.
[Jesse spits out some seeds from one of the tomatoes]
Well, they're not tomatoes anymore, they're ketchup. I just cut out the middleman.
Is that-is that some sort of tomato joke? You better watch your mouth, boy. This here's Tomato Country.
I have nothing but the highest regards for tomatoes and the men and women that do grow them. But I need a ride to San Fransisco right now.
I don't give rides to tomato-squashers.
Hey, Red. This is my life we're talking about, okay? Not some dumb vegetable.
It's a fruit.
Fruit, vegetable... Look, the point is, I like you, Red, and-and I like tomatoes, a lot, believe me. And I like your red hair, and you know what? I like your truck. And I'm gonna borrow it, and I'll get it right back to you.
[gets in the truck and closes the door]
Hey, get back here! Open that door! [Jesse starts the engine] Hey, hold it! [a police car drives up to the scene] Cousin Harold. [the officer gets out of the car] Cousin Harold, that boy just smashed every one of my tomatoes!
Smashed your tomatoes?
Yeah, he's trespassing on my property, and now he's trying to steal my truck!
[walks to the truck with a megaphone] Get out of that truck! Put your hands up! Now!
[Jesse exits the truck]
Hi, guys. Listen, you guys are making a big mistake here. Look, I'm just... I'm late for my wedding. See, look at this, I've got my tux on and everything. See?
Well, here's a bracelet to go with it.
[slaps the cuffs on Jesse]
Wait a minute, guys. Guys, you're making a big mistake here.
No, you made the mistake.
[megaphone] Do you know where you landed?
Tomato Country?
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