[in an airplane, we see Jesse and Joey...]
Jess, you're totally out of your mind.
I know. I said I'd never get in a plane with you.
No, I'm talking about skydiving. It's crazy.
People say it's the ultimate rush. I took all the lessons, but I never jumped because it was too windy. Joseph, I gotta have this one last adventure before I get married.
Do you have to do this on your wedding day?
This is the last hour of my life as a single guy. Pretty soon, I'm gonna be married, I'm gonna have a family with all the responsibilities. I mean, what am I gonna do then? Jump out of a station wagon?
Well, you could. Your chute might not open in time.
Joey, look. I have to do this one last crazy thing before I give it all up for the woman that I love.
Isn't flying with me crazy enough?
No.
How about when I do this?
[Joey makes a looping while Jesse screams]
Don't do that! [he hits Joey in the head] I got this all planned out. I stashed my Harley, I got my tux on. I do the jump, hop on my Harley, cruise to the chapel, and have just enough time to re-mousse my hair and say "I do."
Great plan. Can I make one little suggestion?
What?
Snap out of it!
Joey, this is just something I have to do for myself, alright?
Alright. Have a safe trip. Good luck, buddy.
Thanks, pal.
[Jesse goes to the open plane door and puts on his helmet]
Oh, and Joseph? If anything goes wrong... I want you to marry Becky.
[he looks out of the door, into the depth]
Whoa!
[he takes a deep breath and jumps]
Have mercy!
Oh my god! He jumped without his... mousse!
Did I forget my mousse?
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