Phoebe in “The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie”

Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap

Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.

He said all you need is to write them a song.

They haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along.

So don't sing along, Monica;

Have a happy Hannakah.

Saw Santa Claus,

He said hello to Ross.

And please tell Joey

Christmas will be snowy.And Rachel and Chandler...

[mumbling] ... hangler.

[finishes the song]