[Trying to seduce Chandler] I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out.
“The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss” · Season 5, Episode 17
In this episode: Chandler Bing (3), Monica Geller (3)
Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Oh. So?
So we've gotta go upstairs and have a lot of sex and prove them wrong.
Honey, you've got to stop this competitive thing. Just to beat some other couple you want me to go upstairs and have sex with you over and over and over and... I'm saying no to this why? Get your coat!
[creeps up on Chandler, in the men's room] You know, Chandler, I've always found public men's rooms to be quite sexy. Haven't you?
No. And, if I did, I don't think we would be seeing each other.
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