“Mud Bowl” quotes from Friday Night Lights

Landry

Tyra is that you, what are you doing here?

Tyra

Nothing just wishing I could build a time machine and go back and shoot who ever it is that invented Algebra, that's for sure.

Landry

Well, see that's kind of a Catch-22, though because in order to invent that time machine you may need to use Algebra.

Lyla

Why haven't you called? It doesn't look like you're busy, it looks like you're watching TV. Listen I know it may be a lot to ask of you to call me so that I know if we are engaged or boyfriend and girlfriend or really good pals.

Jason

Get off my back, Lyla. What do I have right now, huh? I got a girlfriend who cheated on me. I got parents that are breaking up because of some stupid lawsuit. I lost the Coach, lost the team, lost my friends, lost Quad Rugby. So I got nothing, so I'm sorry if I'm not being the perfect boyfriend right now but I got a lot more on my mind then powder puff and prom, and this cup is way too full; I'll spill it you know that.

Lyla

[throws cup of water on Jason] No it's not too full.

Jason

What the hell was that for?!

Lyla

You think it's been easy for me helping you in and out of that chair.

Jason

Well no one is holding a gun to your head.

Lyla

I do it because I love you stupid, but now you're sitting here feeling sorry for yourself and acting like a jackass all the time. You wanna play Rugby find another team; you hate this lawsuit so much find a way to make it go away. Next time you want a glass of water, say please.

Billy

That kid calling you Daddy, yet?

Tim

Uh uh, doesn't know anything about it.

Billy

I might not have a PhD in stupid like you do, but I'm a tell you right now this is gonna turn out badly, hell is probably gonna end badly right around State.

Julie

[tackles Matt Saracen and kisses him] I'll always love you no matter what happens.