Alright, boys. I got a surprise for you: new uniforms.
[shows a pair of shorts from the box]
Where's the rest of the shorts?
We don't need all the extra fabric getting in the way of our footwork. Come on out, Dave.
[Dave awkwardly shuffles in]
Look how free his thighs are! [grimaces for a second] And white. Looks like someone bleached a ghost!
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