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Fresh Meat · Season 1, Episode 1

Kingsley, Josie and others in “Episode 1”

Kingsley

Look, the truth is, nothing happened. She doesn't fancy me. She was just trying to save my soul.

Josie

What a bitch.

Kingsley

Yeah, I thought so. It was going quite well until she mentioned that she believes, quite strongly, that sexual impulses are sent by Satan to lure us into a trap that ends with our souls frying like bacon for eternity.

Josie

So, she tricked you?

[Kingsley shrugs.]

[Josie angrily marches back to the girl.]

Josie

You know, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Christian girl

Sorry?

Josie

Targeting a lonely, sexually frustrated guy, yeah, just because you've picked out the weak antelope in the herd.

Kingsley

I think it's more like they target power brokers—you know, like opinion informers.

Christian girl

He was very interesting!

Josie

No, he was not. You snared him in because—because—well, because you're hot, and that's a fact. And I don't find you hot, but the fact is that you are hot. [slams her leaflet down] So there you go. Fuck you!

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