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Frasier · Season 5, Episode 1

Frasier in “Frasier's Imaginary Friend”

Frasier tries desperately to convince his family

I am not crazy! I am dating a supermodel zoologist, whom I stole away from a professional football player, and she is off to the Galápagos Islands to artificially inseminate iguanas! Now is that so hard to believe?!

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