You don't realize how desperate I am. Ever since our separation, I've been paying women to touch me.
Oh, Niles.
Manicurists, pedicurists, facialists. Whenever you see a man who's well-groomed, you can bet he's not gettin' any.
Well, will you at least think about what I've said?
I can't. She's leaving for Europe in the morning, so I have a very small window of opportunity.
Niles, you know I'm right.
You just don't want me to have sex because you're not having any!
[shakes a finger at him] I most certainly am too!
Your lips say yes, but your cuticles speak volumes.
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