Daphne and Martin in “Miracle on Third or Fourth Street”

Daphne

I promised my Uncle Jackie I'd fly down to San Francisco to be with him.

Martin

Well, I guess you should be with your family at this time of year, it's more traditional.

Daphne

Except that Jackie's a transvestite. Getting a bit long in the tooth for it too, if you ask me. Last Thanksgiving he ate too much turkey and I had to cut him out of his pantyhose.