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Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends · Season 1, Episode 15

Frankie and Mac in “Unfinished Business”

All Santas please follow the signs to Mr. Herriman's office to fill out your paperwork! Single file, please! Single file… [shouting in annoyance] I SAID, SINGLE FILE!!! [politely] Thank you! [sighs] Every dang year. I tell ya. [turns to Mac] Hey, Mac. Merry Christmas… Eve.

[speechless at what he saw] Wha…? How? Were those all…?

Yep. Imaginary Santas. Kids get so excited about Christmas, tons of these guys get imagined. It happens every year.

So, none of these guys were the real Santa?

Pfft. As much as my Great Aunt Fanny.

Well, what does that mean?

Oh, nothing. Listen, Mac, if you see the real Santa Claus, tell him I want magical self-cleaning toilets for Christmas. [leaves by giving Mac a double-thumbs up and a wink]

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